Sunday, January 09, 2005
I just got linked to by this really hot Taiwanese babe. But she says I'm a loser.
Thursday, December 30, 2004
There was an article in the newspapers recently about bloggers dating other bloggers. Unfortunately I haven't met any female bloggers from having this blog. Twice I got some emails from girls, but then when I wrote back they dissed me.
Saturday, December 25, 2004
It's loser Quigley here wishing everyone out there on the internet a Merrier Christmas than I have not having a girlfriend.
And my job sucks too.
The holiday season is the worst time of year to be a loser without a girlfriend because everyone else is doing holiday stuff with their signficant others.
And then the greeting card companies came along and created Valentine's Day so they could rub it in your face again a month and a half later.
I'm sorry that there's not much about online dating here anymore. I haven't done much with online dating since the Romanian chick fiasco. I sent some emails out to some girls on Lavalife but none of them wrote back. What a waste of money.
And then there was some bisexual girl who contacted me! Wow! At first I thought it was some prostitute trying to solicit me for her expensive services (which might have been worth the money now that I think about it). But no, it was a real girl who genuinely liked my profile. But after I sent her my picture, I never heard from her again.
Maybe I should make another online dating translation table, because people sent me some emails saying that they liked that. One guy said:
Found your site and thought I'd contact you. I like your table of body types and what they mean--funny...and very true. I've done a bit of online dating myself and found your descriptions to be accurate.
Tuesday, September 07, 2004
Online dating body type translation table
I created this table to help people translate what girls mean on their online personal ads:
| What the ad says | Translation |
| Thin | Could be anything from sickly anorexic to average. |
| Athletic | Could mean the girl is a female bodybuilder, or it could mean she used a Stairmaster for all of ten minutes last month. Who knows. |
| Average | A few extra pounds |
| A few extra pounds | At least fifty extra pounds |
| Large | Too big to fit in a Honda Civic. Only date if you own a full-sized car. |
| Rubenesque | Imagine a chick in a Peter Paul Rubens painting, and then imagine what she'd look like if she gained at least fifty pounds. |
Sunday, August 29, 2004
I sent out a bunch of emails to girls on online dating services (like at least 20), but only one actually wrote back. She was some Romanian chick (she lives near me, not in Romania). She seemed like a nice girl, I guess, but then she emailed me her photos and she was nasty ugly (she wasn't fat, just ugly), so from that point onward I didn't return her phone call or email. I think she gave up. I've been Romanian chick free for a week.
Saturday, July 24, 2004
From a personal ad for a chick called "countrygirl":
You must be sweet,caring,respectful and, love children. also you have to be hot, cuz I'm hot, and I want hot kids....
I saw your picture and you ain't hot.
And why the hell do you call yourself "countrygirl" if you live in Baltimore? Last I checked, Baltimore wasn't the country.
Saturday, July 17, 2004
You should all know that I'm no longer unemployed, but the new job sucks. I liked being unemployed better, except that the pay sucked.
In fact, this job pays better than any job I ever had before, and I don't even know what the hell I'm supposed to be doing. I guess this is normal. The more money you make, the less real work you have to do. Eventually you get a high enough job where you don't do any work at all, you just go to meetings all day. But I'll probably never have a job like that, cause I'm too much of a loser.
I don't think having a job will help me pick up babes because first of all I have to pay off all the debt from being unemployed, and by the time that happens I'll probably be fired again.
And secondly, girls don't go for guys with money any more like they did a generation ago, they like good looking guys with muscles. You need Donald Trump money to pick up hot babes. Having just just a few thousand more dollars a year than the good looking guy with muscles won't do jack for you.
