Quigley's Online Dating Blog

Damn, why aren't there any normal chicks who just like to go to bars and movies and do girl stuff like shopping while I'm watching the baseball game?

Here's a post about bras at someone's new blog, but it's really the most boring post about bras that I ever read. Unfortunately, all the other new blogs are about politics and stuff.

The funniest bra story ever was the episode of Seinfeld where Kramer and Jerry's dad invent a bra for men, but they don't know if they should call it a "bro" or a "mansiere".

And if you're going to do a blog about politics, at least make it funny, and this blog called Georgie W Bush's blog, complete with picture of W action figure. In this post, the fake W writes: "I was relieved to hear that Phil Graham dropped out of the presidential primary. I was really worried about having to run against a fellow Texan. The only thing I don't get is that I thought he was a Republican? What's he doing running in the democrat primary? Or is that because he switched? Well I suppose he could always switch back."

This is supposed to make W look dumb, but hey, I don't know where Graham is from or what party he's with either. I think I will vote for W again, despite this blog.

The the Email is a lot of BS because she just posted her picture on Yahoo Personals so if she's not into internet dating why is she trying to make her profile better? What she really meant is that I'm ugly and/or undesirable.

Her profile claims that she is 5'5" and has an athletic body. She writes about working out in her description, so maybe she's in shape, which would be good.

But I should have my doubts here. It was TOO easy to set up this meeting. She suggested the time and the place and that we meet for a beer. Normally none of the girls from online want to meet me. She must be desperate. Which means she must be ugly, because only an ugly girl would be desperate.

She also had an ugly voice. It sounds all manly. Completely lacking in sweetness or other feminine qualities. I hope I don't wind up meeting some butch lesbian looking girl. I will of course keep my loyal readers informed of what happens. But a butch lesbian looking girl would at least be better than one weighing 230 lbs (or whatever it is that she weighed, i'm sure it was more than 200).

It's too bad that someone didn't make a blog about some kind of non-political topics.

I'm not going to win the contest anyway because no one wants to link to a blog about real life topics like online dating.

And back to online dating news; I'm not getting any responses from any girls I tried to contact, so if anyone reading this can suggest a better online dating service to join than Yahoo! Personals, please Email me.

What is it with girls and guys' height? They complain that we look at their boobs too much, but all they look at is how tall we are. If a guy wrote in his profile "at least 36D is my only 'looks' requirement, otherwise I'm not picky", every girl would say he's a "jerk" or a "prick", but girls can get away with the same BS.

In order to win the new blog contest, I have to link to three other blogs. But none of them fit in with the theme of my site, they are all way too serious, talking about law and politics and stuff. They need to lighten up. Someone should do a blog about getting drunk, or a blog about about Jim Carey comedies, or something like that.

This is a link about online poker, and poker is better than hot babes sometimes: 20 questions with the CEO of TruePoker.

This guy writes a post in his blog complaining about the ending credits at movies, called ending credits. He says his blog is about nothing.