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Monday, November 24, 2003

Thanksgiving approaches and I have to spend another Thanksgiving without a girlfriend. That's OK, but it really sucks not having a girlfriend in December because I have to miss the company Christmas party 'cause I don't want to show up as a loser without a guest.

December really sucks.

# posted by Quigley @ 11:36 PM

Sunday, November 16, 2003

In the reality show Joe Millionaire 2, yet another "poor person" (poor in money, not in looks) is matched up with beautiful women who think he's a multi-millionaire.

Now you may be thinking "wasn't this the plot of Joe Millionaire 1? How can the beautiful women on the show be so stupid?" Well the theory is that these women are from Europe, so they didn't see the original Joe Millionaire on TV.

However, the astute person familiar with the online dating "scene" (as embarrassing at it is) knows that the web is full of websites promising to hook up guy from the United States with beautiful Russian women who want to get married. Even an old fat guy can hook up with a Russian babe who looks like a model. So you don't have to go on a reality TV show to meet a foreign bride.

Some of these foreign brides are pretty hot too. Maybe I've been looking for love in the wrong country!

# posted by Quigley @ 12:08 AM

Monday, November 10, 2003

I'm sorry I haven't posted in a long time. I haven't used any online dating services in the last two weeks, so their haven't been any dates or anything. But I'd better start using them again soon, cause I certainly ain't finding any dates offline either.
# posted by Quigley @ 7:45 PM

Saturday, November 01, 2003

This was supposedly a real personal ad from somewhere:

BABY BIRD / Fed up with watersports? Constrained by traditional dominant- submissive roles? Try a more nurturing role: feed me like a baby pelican! Both sexes welcome. I supply the raw herring, you bring the big strap-on beak. No weirdos.


# posted by Quigley @ 10:13 PM

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