Friday, May 14, 2004
Wow it's been months since I last posted anything here. There are other people who have blogs who write pages and pages of sutff every day. They must have no life to have all the time to do that. Of course I have no life either. I don't even have a job. But I spend all my time playing video games, like normal people.
But then I was inspired to the I Love Jenna Bush blog. [Damn, this guy's blog disappeared since I first wrote this post. What a shame.] This guy has has only had his blog for like a month, but he already has thousands of people visiting every day. Meanwhile, I'm lucky if one guy finds this blog on any given day.
And I also think Jenna Bush is a real hottie. Wow, I'd give anything to have a girlfriend like that! There's something about the rich bitch attitude that gives me a real hard on, and Jenna Bush has that. And I feel sorry for her poor dad, with all the people mad at him because some Iraqi terrorist was made to wear women's underwear. Geez, when I was in junior high school, the guys on the football team made me do that, and no one in the media gave a shit. Maybe it's because I wasn't a terrorist. If I went and killed a bunch of soldiers, then maybe the media would feel sorry for me.
But this stuff doesn't really have anything to do with online dating. The purpose of the blog was to be about how I would use online dating to find a girlfriend. But so far it hasn't worked very well and I gave up. But I'm going to try again. I'm sure that somewhere, online, there's a girl that would go out with an unemployed guy who spends a lot of time playing video games and who isn't too fat to fit into a seat on the subway.