Saturday, July 24, 2004
From a personal ad for a chick called "countrygirl":
You must be sweet,caring,respectful and, love children. also you have to be hot, cuz I'm hot, and I want hot kids....
I saw your picture and you ain't hot.
And why the hell do you call yourself "countrygirl" if you live in Baltimore? Last I checked, Baltimore wasn't the country.
Saturday, July 17, 2004
You should all know that I'm no longer unemployed, but the new job sucks. I liked being unemployed better, except that the pay sucked.
In fact, this job pays better than any job I ever had before, and I don't even know what the hell I'm supposed to be doing. I guess this is normal. The more money you make, the less real work you have to do. Eventually you get a high enough job where you don't do any work at all, you just go to meetings all day. But I'll probably never have a job like that, cause I'm too much of a loser.
I don't think having a job will help me pick up babes because first of all I have to pay off all the debt from being unemployed, and by the time that happens I'll probably be fired again.
And secondly, girls don't go for guys with money any more like they did a generation ago, they like good looking guys with muscles. You need Donald Trump money to pick up hot babes. Having just just a few thousand more dollars a year than the good looking guy with muscles won't do jack for you.
