Tuesday, September 07, 2004
Online dating body type translation table
I created this table to help people translate what girls mean on their online personal ads:
| What the ad says | Translation |
| Thin | Could be anything from sickly anorexic to average. |
| Athletic | Could mean the girl is a female bodybuilder, or it could mean she used a Stairmaster for all of ten minutes last month. Who knows. |
| Average | A few extra pounds |
| A few extra pounds | At least fifty extra pounds |
| Large | Too big to fit in a Honda Civic. Only date if you own a full-sized car. |
| Rubenesque | Imagine a chick in a Peter Paul Rubens painting, and then imagine what she'd look like if she gained at least fifty pounds. |
